Sunday, August 26, 2007

When horoscopes attack, #763...

...or, deconstructing what my free -- and worth every penny -- astrological forecast said this morning:

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)

Your weekend began with concrete plans, but they probably fell to the wayside as you lost direction.


No kidding, buckaroo. It was screeching-halt time here. Score one for the "astrologer."

Now you can again see a clear path toward your goal,

Says who? Did I win the lottery? Nope. Did someone actually send me a check? Nix. Did anyone in my orbit suddenly develop a massive case of the do-rights? Nuh-uh.

...but your destination may be beyond your current reach. This isn't about failure; there is no reason for discouragement.

Not sure how I'm going to come up with a longer reach; maybe the Japanese are doing something clever with microchip-equipped plastic arms. It might have more to do with reality, and that's not very damn encouraging.

Instead, consider that you may have set your sights very high and it could take you longer to get there.

How long? Right now, I'm guessing the dirt nap comes first, baby.

Sheesh. I'm going back to fortune cookies....

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

...glad I never read mine for today...I may have stayed in bed! Lou

Anonymous said...

OTOH, it may be spot on, given a comment you made a week or so ago about having been with the "best" woman and therefore all others don't measure up, or similar gist.

John said...

This made me check mine. It used the word "warrior" so I pulled that out and ignored all the rest.
The stars tend to talk in code.

joan said...

The Concrete Plans part is just talking about wet sidewalk cement I think :)

MrScribbler said...

Joan -- just you wait! I found some wonderful scratchings the other day. When I can get back there mit camera, I'll have some interesting bits....