But then, I'm not a Canadian scientist.
Here's the headline plus lede, for those of you who aren't inclined to click on the above link (which now works) to the UK Telegraph story:
Zombies would most likely wipe out humanity if they really existed, claim scientists
Civilisation would most likely be finished in the event of a zombie outbreak, claim Canadian mathematicians who have calculated the possible devastation caused by an attack by the fictional monsters.
Put this in the "if my aunt had wheels, she'd be a tea tray" file....
17 hours ago