...will be chosen at Graceland tonight. There are 10 finalists, the majority Americans...none, alas, from Japan.
This one's Chinese, but that was the best the image search could find...
But it does give me one last opportunity to put the remains of an English-to-Japanese-to-Engrish translation of one of The King's hits up for you.
You won't hear it in Memphis tonight. That's for damn sure!
After now my baby leaving me to me, when the new place lives, you found:
As the hotel of unrequited love is lonesome, in the edge.
There is I, therefore loneliness, I very am lonely,
As for me the extent which I can die it is lonely.
However and that is congested always, still it can find the room
For the hearted sweetheart who with gloom shouts there and is broken
And lonely Ohio state so be a very loneliness,
Lonely Ohio state so as for them it is possible to die.
Damage of [hotsupu] of the bell continues to make flow with black, the front person in charge who wears the clothes.
With lonesome sort very long those do not return under any condition
And there are those, therefore loneliness, Ohio state very it is lonely,
You pray in order those is and therefore loneliness to die.
So when your baby goes away and you have the story which it should call
Exactly as walking is lonesome at the hotel of unrequited love carry,
Although loneliness and is I am lonely,
As for us the extent which we can die it is lonely.
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