Side effects.

I know how a laboratory rat must feel.

Life has turned into a bizarre series of experiments: how many times can I be swatted down and still get up? How much pain can I bear? How many times will I run the maze before frustration halts me? How will I react to this stimulus, how to that one?

And, of course, the worst experiment of all, which I can't even begin to describe.

Can lab rats go on strike?

This one is tempted.