Saturday, December 08, 2007

If I had a cell phone...

...and was willing to put up with Verizon -- and neither are true or likely -- I would definitely get a Don't Tase Me, Bro!" ringtone.

Actually, I'm waiting until the savvy marketing geniuses allied with Sesame Street introduce their new "Tase Me Elmo" doll....

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah....me too!!! our UHP are real taser freaks!!! they're all cowboys out here....and can't wait to shoot people with something. a guy two years ago was threatening to commit suicide with a gun in his mouth and they shot him. i think the truth of the matter is they are all chickenshits and figure they would get their asses kicked otherwise.

Bud

Doug said...

Dave Letterman mwntioned a Tickle THIS Elmo doll once...

John0 Juanderlust said...

If they screened for sadistic tendencies, probably 75%,or more, of the cops in America would not make the cut. This is one case they couldn't have picked a better guy, and it made for a good ring tone. To be more annoying than Kerry takes some doing.