So I'm sitting here working, and I hear a strange rattling noise coming from my halogen floor lamp.
Suddenly, the rattling stops and there's smoke. A moth has flown into the lamp and immolated himself on the incredibly hot light bulb.
How I wish my cheap-ass landlord would get the new window screens I -- and several other tenants -- have been awaiting for two months!
I can tell you one thing about moths: the little sumbitches really stink up a room when they burn, baby.
15 hours ago