I've been trying to think of a way to express my mood and, thanks to reading (and leaving comments, then reading more comments) here, I suddenly knew how I could describe it to you.
Think of me as ED-209...
image snitched from here
For those who don't remember, ED-209 was the law-enforcement robot with a fatal programming flaw in the 1987 movie RoboCop
Thanks to a "small glitch" or two, ED-209 ended up as a modern, machine-gun totin', transistors-and-servo-motors version of Judge Roy Bean. One might say he/it "shot first -- and second, and third -- and asked questions later." Clearly, ED-209 was a gunslingin' warrior with a bad headache and a low tolerance for taking crap from anyone.
Yeah. That's me.
And I definitely think Nancy Allen should have run off with ED-209 instead of falling in love with that virtuous wimp, RoboCop.
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