Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I don't freekin' believe it.

Just heard a news report about a local shopping mall at which Santa Claus made his first appearance of the year.

By teleconference.

The world has gone completely nuts, Jim.

POINTLESS UPDATE: The next newscast called it a "Videoconference." Worse and worse....

8 comments:

gillardia said...

Teleconference?!!!! Now that IS nuts. What will they think of next???

Gill

likeisaid said...

Santa by teleconference...what will they think of next? I miss the old days. :)

HarpO'Fly said...

A video conference with Santa. Why bother leaving the house then?
You think we could make money being on line Santas?

Seems like it might have possibilities. Especially the x rated version. We'll hire netmale for that one.

There might be enough people too tired to do anything else so they can park little Rollo in front of the laptop monitor instead of sunjecting him to the Santa ordeal.

abstractlandscape said...

That's freekin' scary!

I feel sorry for today's children :-)

Anonymous said...

Bah humbug is, I think, the appropriate response. I don't even think about Christmas until 20th December AT THE EARLIEST.
J-J

kelly said...

well I do have all my homemade christmas cards made and ready for mailing....all crafty table top basket thingys are made and ready...

and I am enjoying seeing the holiday decorations go up all over town...

me and martha stewart and ready so I see no reason to teleconference Santa...LOL

MrScribbler said...

I fully expect to get my annual stocking full of lumps of coal via email this year....

anne said...

Ha Ha Ha!
Um, I mean, Ho ho ho . . .