Just so you know...

...I really did provide alleged "facts" about myself in the previous post, as demanded.

To prove it, I have gone back to AltaVista's "Babelfish" translator -- which, of course, I used to do the original translations -- and have fed some text back through it to provide you with a sample answer.

Question #1 comes out this way:

"to have, and proud to bear, the genuine "boy of bat - the musical" cover of baseball."

Not exactly what I wrote. Actually, I prefer the Russified version. It's more enigmatic.

I'm thinking of running everything I write past the translation software to increase my incoherence quotient. (Я думаю бежать все, котор я пишу за средством программирования перевода для того чтобы увеличить мой коэффициент incoherence*.)


* I think to run all, I is which I write after the means of programming transfer in order to increase my coefficient of incoherence.