Two strange stories...

...from The Smoking Gun.

In the first one, we learn that items belonging to Theodore Kaczynski, the notorious "Unabomber," will be sold at auction, with the proceeds going to families of his victims. In case you're thinking about offering up a bid or two, there's a full list of tools, books, clothes and miscellaneous stuff that will go under the hammer.

Be the first on your block....

The second story is simply the funniest police report I've ever read.

I do fear, however, that if the perps are ever caught and the case goes to a jury, the judge may have to suppress the report, as it is clearly, well, "creative," and might easily be considered prejudicial....