Friday, August 11, 2006

Two strange stories...

...from The Smoking Gun.

In the first one, we learn that items belonging to Theodore Kaczynski, the notorious "Unabomber," will be sold at auction, with the proceeds going to families of his victims. In case you're thinking about offering up a bid or two, there's a full list of tools, books, clothes and miscellaneous stuff that will go under the hammer.

Be the first on your block....

The second story is simply the funniest police report I've ever read.

I do fear, however, that if the perps are ever caught and the case goes to a jury, the judge may have to suppress the report, as it is clearly, well, "creative," and might easily be considered prejudicial....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't believe I will bid on any of that stuff. It no doublt smells. Thanks for the laugh. Nothing like getting your milk stolen by a group of fat beauties. LOL
Roz

MrScribbler said...

I could use a typewriter, Roz, but I'm afraid of what I might want to write on one of Ted's portables....

Anonymous said...

only in Ohio...lol
sandy

MrScribbler said...

I'll definitely be watching out for fat felons eager to use their chubby fists nexct time I'm in Ohio....

Would "Five Fat Felons" be a good name for a band?