Friday, November 30, 2007

It's all about meme...

...because a lot of friends are answering quizzes, and I have damn-all to say, thought I'd clue all y'all in about a few things, just as they have....

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
Nothing printable. But I'd call the Jerry Springer show, for sure. I'd finally make history, Jim.

When was the last time you flew in a plane?
That would have been Nov. 5th, a sad flight back from Daytona Beach, FL.

What did the last text message you sent say?
Text message? I don't send no stinking text messages....

What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Honesty, musicality, and a lack of greed.

What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Get back to playin' keyboards.

Shoe size?
11.5-12, depending on the shoes.

Been to Mexico?

When is the last time you had a massage?
Seven years ago. It was superb.

What was the last TV show you watched?
Local news in Daytona Beach...wanted to check the weather.

What are your plans for the weekend?
Work. And if there's time, more work.

If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
That would require a significant other. I can think of two chicas who could ask and I, puppy-like, would eagerly say "yes, please!"

What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Leather. Three pairs of seat belts.

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sending a "where's my check?" email to a client..

If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
I doubt any celebrity would marry me. And the feeling is mutual.

Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yup. Not enamored of silicone.

What is the best ice cream flavor?
Green Tea.

What is the last sporting event you watched?
A car race. Why else would I have been in Daytona Beach?

Where is your mom right now?

Are you allergic to anything?
Nothing pills or injections can help.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My "Piloti" driving shoes.

What is one thing you have learned about life recently?
It'll kill you.

Do any of your friends have children?
Several. Neat kids, too.

What do you do at work?
Peck away at a keyboard, forming words.

Who was your last kiss?
A beautiful, beautiful woman. Sadly, it was on my cheek.

How did you get one of your scars?
Stuck a hairpin in an electrical socket.

Ever broken a bone?
Nope. Dumb luck, I guess.

Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Yeah. No biggie. Cleaned up kittycat and doggie barf, too.

What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
A Filet-O-Fish. Long ago.

What is your favorite color to wear?

What is the longest plane ride you have ever been on?
LAX to Tokyo. Was maybe 14 hours.

What is the longest road trip you have ever taken?
Newport Beach, CA to Newport, RI.

What are your turn-offs?
Broken promises.

What was your 1st alcoholic beverage?
I think it was a sip of sake. I've come a long way....

What was your last alcoholic beverage?
A stiff slug of Jim Beam. Maybe three minutes ago.

What are you craving right now?
In the words of a jazz musician I used to work with, "trim."

PARENTHETICAL YOU-ACTUALLY-READ-THIS-STUFF? THOUGHT: Sheesh. I sound like a real ding-a-ling, do I not? As Lord Buckley once said, "them cats is sayin' you're nowhere, and you ain't never been nowhere, 'cause you was nowhere in front!"

You didn't learn anything, but you sure as heck wasted a good 2-3 minutes....


lubie said...

Hey! I learned that you stuck a hairpin in an electrical socket!!

MrScribbler said...

lubie -- I was all of 4 years old. I prefer to think of it as a "scientific experiment."

Anonymous said...

green tea ice cream? never heard of it.... I like "Waldmeister", which is also green... ;-)

and stop wearing black! you might actually feel better if you add some color ... honest!

Birdie said...

green tea ice cream? never heard of it.... I like "Waldmeister", which is also green... ;-)

and stop wearing black! you might actually feel better if you add some color ... honest!

the anonymous was me ... blogger unlogged me grrrrrr

emd said...

When I was about 4, there was an extension cord plugged into the wall with nothing plugged into the other end of it. I was watching the Porky Pig cartoons they used to show on channel five, I believe, in the afternoons, and I decided that the end of the extension cord would be good to put in my mouth. Suddenly it felt like someone smacked me in the face across the room, and the next thing I knew my mom was standing over me. I learned two things that day. One, electricity is powerful, and two, some things man was not meant to suck on.

John said...

Damn. Never broke a bone. That's OK. I broke enough to cover your quota and mine.

Witsie42 said...

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

MrScribbler said...

witsie -- In the immortal words of Herb Tarlick: "okay, fine!"

Anonymous said...

I just read in the grocery line that Brittany Spears is pregnant as well. That seems suspicious that you are both pregnant at the same time. Hmmm.

MrScribbler said...

Joan -- While I was a bit queasy this morning, I doubt Britney and I are in the same, ummm, boat.

You have to have sex to get pregnant, you know (assuming, that is, you have the proper internal components to grow and house a child), and it's been a while since I, well....

Anonymous said...

Oh, I just love men who wear size 11.5-12 shoes!

Sally said...

The Jim Beam is sounding pretty good to me right now. DH is being a real horses a**, but I won't, no I won't! HO HO HO!!!! :-P