The dead pool...

...in more than 6 1/2 years here, I have not once been in the building's pool. Partly because it's unheated and partly because it has not always appeared particularly sanitary. Recent visits from city inspectors have, I believe, induced the owner to get someone in to service it who knows what the hell they're doing.

Now, it looks like I'll never use it.

But on Halloween night, you never know what will go for a dip....