Suicide moths!

So I'm sitting here working, and I hear a strange rattling noise coming from my halogen floor lamp.

Suddenly, the rattling stops and there's smoke. A moth has flown into the lamp and immolated himself on the incredibly hot light bulb.

How I wish my cheap-ass landlord would get the new window screens I -- and several other tenants -- have been awaiting for two months!

I can tell you one thing about moths: the little sumbitches really stink up a room when they burn, baby.